Like a weighted blanket for launch week that actually helps sell the thing
Sell your thing. Stay in your body. no spiral necessary.
🎧 What this is:
A 7-episode audio experience designed to walk through the emotional side of selling something — slowly, steadily, and without pretending to be a motivational speaker on Instagram Live.
What it’s not:
The ultimate sales blueprint. (Ick)
“Triple your income in 30 days.”
“Just do it” in a soothing tone.
It’s simply a grounded rhythm you can come back to every time you want to share your work & make a living without abandoning yourself.
GIVE ME THE AUDIO FOR €57 →- GUIDING SOMATIC PRACTICES FOR 13+ YEARS
- 10 YEARS FACILITATING MINDFULNESS + ENERGY WORK
- 5+ YEARS COACHING CREATIVES
- GUIDING SOMATIC PRACTICES FOR 13+ YEARS
- 10 YEARS FACILITATING MINDFULNESS + ENERGY WORK
- 5+ YEARS COACHING CREATIVES
- GUIDING SOMATIC PRACTICES FOR 13+ YEARS
- 10 YEARS FACILITATING MINDFULNESS + ENERGY WORK
- 5+ YEARS COACHING CREATIVES
- GUIDING SOMATIC PRACTICES FOR 13+ YEARS
- 10 YEARS FACILITATING MINDFULNESS + ENERGY WORK
- 5+ YEARS COACHING CREATIVES
How Slow & Steady Turns Into Sales
You don’t need a reorg. You need to know where the stress is actually coming from.
7 short, grounding episodes
that follow the real emotional arc of a launch, from the first flicker of panic to the quiet stretch before the sale.
A new definition of momentum
that’s built around your capacity, not your content calendar, and helps you move without burning out.
A sales rhythm you can return to
every time you launch, because it actually fits how your brain, body, and creativity work together.
What You’ll Learn (Without Needing a Whiteboard)
How to move through each emotional stage of a launch without defaulting to disappearing, spiraling, or rewriting your offer for the fifth time.
What to do when your brain is buzzing, the feed is silent, and your post feels like a scream into the void (and why that moment doesn’t mean it’s not working).
Why momentum doesn’t have to mean fast or flashy and how to build consistency that doesn’t collapse your nervous system.
How to sell without over-explaining, over-performing, or accidentally launching straight into burnout.
hey there, i'm kleidi jeen
Your new Creative Wellness
Strategist & bff
I'm the founder of Soft Sundae, Paris-based rest nerd, movement geek, and spiritual youngest daughter who took her rage, Reiki, and research and turned it into a whole business. I made this audio feed so you could sell your offer without ghosting yourself. Ever again.
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Why You’ll Want These Episodes Saved Forever
You won't have to re-hype yourself every time you launch because you’ll already have a grounded process that works with your energy.
So you have an actual sales rhythm to come back to, not just another mindset shift or motivational hack that fades in 24 hours.
So you can stop 2nd-guessing what’s “normal” mid-launch and have confidence you’re not doing it wrong.
So you can sell something great without feeling like it’s eating you alive and do it again with less fear and more flow.
Ellie
"Kleidi is a wise and intuitive soul who was meant to do healing work."
Robin
"Within seconds of the session, I felt my shoulders drop 1,000 feet and release months-long tension..."
Laurie
"Whenever I feel stuck, a session with her is like finding a missing puzzle piece."
Questions You Were Lowkey Thinking But Didn’t Want to Say Out Loud
Don't see your question below? Send me an email at hello@softsundae.com and I'll get back to you ASAP!
Is this just another “feel good” mindset thing that doesn’t actually help me sell?
Honestly? No. This isn’t “visualize your dream launch and hope it happens.” This is a structured, soothing, smart-as-hell sequence that helps you stay in your body long enough to actually make the sale. You’ll feel better, yes, but you’ll also post the damn offer.
Will I even remember to listen to it though? I have five unread PDFs and a Google Doc graveyard.
Same. That’s why this isn’t a 90-minute training or some “catch it while it’s hot” content sprint. It’s a private podcast. You hit play. You walk around. You feel better. You might even send that pitch email while your tea is still warm. I know. Revolutionary.
I’m not in a launch right now. Should I just wait?
Nah. This is tied to your energy, not a calendar. Whether you’re pre-launch, mid-launch, relaunching, or thinking about launching but mostly panic-scrolling… these episodes will still land. You’ll just come back to them when it’s go time.
Shouldn’t I already know how to do this by now? Why do I need help selling?
LOL. No one teaches sensitive, intuitive creatives how to sell without selling themselves out. You’ve probably picked up scraps from bro marketers, productivity queens, IG reels, or trauma responses. This pod is the unlearning + the new rhythm you actually vibe with.
How Slow & Steady Turns Into Sales
7 short, grounding episodes
that follow the real emotional arc of a launch, from the first flicker of panic to the quiet stretch before the sale.
A new definition of momentum
that’s built around your capacity, not your content calendar, and helps you move without burning out.
A sales rhythm you can return to
every time you launch, because it actually fits how your brain, body, and creativity work together.
