You've got nothing to prove
This season doesn’t need your hustle. It needs your healing. Step out of survival mode with my one-of-a-kind reiki + rest session crafted to leave you rested as hell… right in the middle of your Paris adventure.
*This isn’t for everyone… and that’s on purpose.
Booking is invite-only or by application.*
APPLY HERE →
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You’re keeping up. The calendar’s full, the inbox is moving, and the group chats are chatting.
But under all that? You’re overstimulated, under-rested, and too wiped to enjoy the city you worked hard to be in.
You weren’t put on this earth to hustle through baguettes and burnout.
Rest that lets you enjoy what you worked for? That’s what this is all about.
Nervous system restoration that actually moves the needle
It’s part reiki, part restorative yoga, part nervous system reset all designed so you can go back to being hot, functional, and emotionally available.
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Is this for you?
Girl. Read this and tell me it’s not. You might be:
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the one your friends vent to (but never check on) |
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living in Paris but somehow too tired to enjoy Paris |
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bouncing between bold moves and full-body burnout |
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Quiet and stillness you won’t get anywhere else (no fake naps or performing "calm")
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Nervous system restoration you’ve been looking for your whole life
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Warmth, space, and clarity that doesn’t disappear the second you leave
Ready to stop faking fine and actually feel it?
CTRL + ALT + DEL MY NERVOUS SYSTEM →
Why bubble baths didn’t work (and why this might)
Most “self-care” only scratches the surface. It’s cute, but it doesn’t speak to the part of you that’s been running survival mode on a loop since the Pandemmy.
System Reboot uses proven tools that actually help your body come down from chronic stress
What You Get with a Session
Restorative yoga
Yoga isn’t just a workout. Restorative yoga is all about fully-supported postures that signal to your system, “you’re safe now.” When your body feels held, it can finally let go.
Reiki (energy healing)
Reiki’s been shown to lower anxiety, improve sleep, and reduce pain, even in hospitals. It helps your body stop buzzing and your brain stop spiraling.
Yoga nidra (guided rest)
This is deep rest that mimics REM sleep. Thirty minutes can leave your brain and body feeling like you just slept for two hours. No pressure to “just take a nap.”
Gentle Thai touch therapy
Touch in high-tension zones (head, neck, shoulders) releases stored stress and sends your nervous system the message it’s been waiting for: you can stop gripping now.
You didn’t come to Paris just to cry in cafés and scroll Airbnb for escape plans.
"I wish I could afford a session every week!"
"I left the session feeling peaceful, rejuvenated, motivated, clear headed and grounded in my body. I cannot wait to do another session with Kleidi!"
– joelle
Pick Your Reboot Level
Each session includes restorative touch, guided rest, and reiki
The deeper the tier, the longer we spend helping your nervous system chill all the way out. Because sometimes you need a quick reset, and sometimes you need the full energetic overhaul.
60 mins €120
the Reboot
For when you’ve been constantly pushing through, showing up, keeping it cute
✓ Reiki energy clearing
✓ Guided relaxation + yoga nidra
✓ 1-2 restorative yoga poses
✓ Tea + cozy wind-down
90 mins €180
(best offer!)
the Ritual
For when you're managing the team, the group chat, the toddler, the timeline
✓ Everything in the Reboot
✓ Thai massage (head, neck, shoulders)
✓ More time to fully drop in
✓ journaling moment
2 hrs €240
the Roadmap
For when burnout isn’t cute anymore and you’re 2 spreadsheets away from moving to the woods
✓ Everything in The Ritual
✓ Light coaching + integration time
✓ Custom 30-day self-care plan
✓ follow-up SUPPORT call
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what makes system reboot so special?
Rested as hell. No longer holding on by a thread.
There’s a reason my clients leave glowing (and keep coming back).
I’m deeply trained & wildly intuitive.
Reiki Master. Restorative yoga certified. Thai yoga therapy. Meditation. I have the receipts and the instincts to hold your body and energy with real skill.
You walk out with clarity not just calm.
Clients say I help them see things no one else has named… sometimes even before their therapist does.
It’s not magic. It’s nervous system space + energetic attunement that helps real insight land.
I bring warmth, not weirdness.
This is a space where you get to exhale without performing. No guru vibes. Just softness, presence, and a little humor to help you feel safe being fully yourself.
Rest that lands. And stays. And actually changes things. Not just cutesy sh*t for your TikTok feed.
"A session with her is like finding a missing puzzle piece"
I went into Reiki not knowing what to expect, and now with Kleidi it’s become self-care. Whenever I feel stuck, a session with her is like finding a missing puzzle piece.
laurie
Post Doctoral Researcher
"Kleidi is quite literally a ray of sunshine!"
Within seconds of the session, I felt my shoulders drop 1,000 feet and release months-long tension that I'd been holding in my upper back. I also felt an immediate sense of clarity, calm and peace wash over me, followed by being filled with the warmest, most loving energy.
ROBIN
Non-profit Executive
hey there, i'm Kleidi jeen
Your nervous system's
bestie
You don’t need another healer who talks in riddles or a wellness girlie who thinks vibes fix everything. I created System Reboot because I’m sometimes where you are: tired, overstimulated, trying to keep my life, creativity, and sanity intact in one of the most beautiful (and demanding) cities in the world.
I’m trained in reiki, restorative yoga, Thai yoga therapy and more and these practices keep me whole and my clients too.
tired of pretending you're fine?
LET'S GET YOU RESTED AS HELL →
ON THE FENCE ABOUT JOINING?
Let’s clear a few things up real quick.
Time for transparency around what System Reboot is and isn't:
THIS IS:
Nervous system restoration that actually lands
Healing without rehashing your trauma
Rest your brain + body both recognize as legit
this isn't:
Another “treat yourself” moment
Talk therapy in activewear
A nap you’ll feel guilty about
Woo-woo spiritual theater
FAQ a.k.a. “The things you're lowkey wondering”
Don't see your question below? Send me an email at hello@softsundae.com and I'll get back to you ASAP!
What should I wear?
Anything cozy. Think: clothes you’d nap in, not network in.
You’ll stay fully dressed the whole time, and we’ll be layering you with props and blankets so go soft, stretchy, and comfort-first. Bonus points if your outfit says “I ghosted pilates for this.”
Do I need to talk during the session?
Nope. And honestly, it works better if you don’t.
Silence is part of the medicine here. If you’re used to filling space with jokes or stories, this might feel uncomfortable at first… but that’s where the shift starts. You didn’t book this to perform, you booked this to rest. So let yourself go quiet. Let yourself be.
Can’t I just rest at home?
Sure, but have you met your notifications, your group chats, and that pile of laundry staring at you from across the room?
This is curated calm. You walk in. You’re held. You rest. You leave. No dishes. No mental gymnastics. Just nervous system peace.
Is this like therapy?
Nope. We don’t process trauma or dissect your childhood here.
This is nervous system care for the part of you that’s exhausted from talking about it. You don’t need to explain anything to rest here.
I’m not spiritual. Will this still work?
Yep. You don’t need to believe in anything. You just need to be tired enough to try something different.
Everything we do here is rooted in evidence-based rest, somatic support, and energy work that helps real people feel better instead of floating away.
Is this for my kind of tired though?
Girl, yes. If you’re a creative, caregiver, expat, parent, perfectionist, high-functioning mess, or just someone who hasn’t felt like themselves in a minute → this is for you.
Can anyone book a session?
Nope. This isn’t a free-for-all. I only work with people who feel like an aligned fit for the session. You can apply here, and if it’s a yes, you’ll get the next step within 24 hours. Easy. I want to make sure we’re both a good fit.
ESSIE'S SLEEP IMPROVED DRASTICALLY
"Kleidi is a true master in her craft."
I was taken to another dimension in the best way and left with such clarity. She moves with such care and an emphasis on comfort and it shows in her work.
- ESSIE
Freelance Writer
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Your nervous system’s already like “ummm… can we book this?”
System Reboot isn’t open to everyone & that’s on purpose. I want it to feel aligned for both of us. Tap below to apply. If it’s a match, we’ll move forward with next steps.
